A handjob delivered by a drunk prostitute in an alleyway with the left hand; not necessarily in Oregon.
"I had a bit of a bender last night after we hung out at the bar, ended up getting an Oregon Lefty."
by JerryOwO June 7, 2024
Get the Oregon Leftymug. Originally the name of the footwear that started it all for Nike's humble beginnings when Coach Bowerman at U of O molded the sole of a running shoe out of the pattern made from the profile of a waffle iron in order to accommodate the runner's transition from cinder track to the newer artificial surfaces emerging . The term has now come to refer to liberal hyprocarcy. Oregon is known for its vast dichotomy of politics from utlra conservative in the east to ultra liberal in the west.
You could see the large carbon footprint left behind from her Oregon Waffles as Sara raced off to catch her Maui vacation flight in her late model Subaru following her Global Warming fun run in Portland.
by livefleaordye September 23, 2020
Get the Oregon Wafflemug. by I'm to old for this... August 3, 2022
Get the Oregon backcountry bouncermug. Central Oregon is not Western or Eastern Oregon. It’s east of the Cascade Range and a gateway between Western and Eastern Oregon. The counties are Hood River, Wasco, Sherman, Gilliam, Jefferson, Wheeler, Deschutes, Crook, Klamath, and Lake. Those counties make up Central Oregon from north to south. The north counties are the Columbia River Gorge, the middle counties revolve around Bend and its nearby cities, and the two south counties include lots of lakes including Crater Lake.
Central Oregon is so diverse. There are lots of lakes, rivers, and mountains there. It’s a natural paradise. I prefer the Columbia River Gorge and Bend over Klamath Falls and Lakeview.
Portland Man: Where are you from?
Klamath Falls Man: Central Oregon.
Portland Man: Bend?
Klamath Falls Man: Actually, South Central Oregon which is Klamath Falls.
Portland Man: Where are you from?
Klamath Falls Man: Central Oregon.
Portland Man: Bend?
Klamath Falls Man: Actually, South Central Oregon which is Klamath Falls.
by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025
Get the Central Oregonmug. by MrDiddy August 1, 2025
Get the Oregon drywallmug. A sexual position, found commonly in Oregon, where the male party drinks the female's vaginal liquid discard, then pisses it back inside the female party. The male then ejaculates inside the female's mouth and she shits it back into his mouth. Thus completing the two headed duck fucker.
by oregonducklover123 June 29, 2025
Get the Oregon Two Headed Duck Fuckermug.