The fucked up process of going out with your friend who is trying to bang some girl, only to find out that the only reason you were invited was because the girl has some fugly fat bitch that needs to be "taken care of" so your friend can score.
MW- Dude what the fuck were you doing with that sled dog last night?
MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.
MW-She was like 400 pounds
MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.
MP-Dude so bad. I was wing manned. I had no choice.
MW-She was like 400 pounds
MP-Yeah, but I fucked her like she was a buck 0 five.
by mpoppe August 24, 2009
Get the Wing Mannedmug. by Charlie's wet pantie February 17, 2019
Get the Ta Wingmug. one or more rooms in a residence or hospital that is specially equipped for the disabled and/or elderly
I hear that Ozzy is pretty fucked up from the Parkinson's. He moved back to England permanently and had a whole tard wing built in his new house so he doesn't fall and bust his ass.
by @WhiplashPntz April 25, 2022
Get the tard wingmug. In the advanced wings set, this is achieving red, white and blue wings at the same time. This is the highest and most sought after wing. Some say this is the ever illusive unicorn of the advanced wings set and is nearly impossible to achieve.
You know Sally the virgin? I just banged her in the pool while she was on her period. I just earned my American wings!
by CycleBreak December 17, 2021
Get the American wingsmug. by Neat Charlie March 18, 2017
Get the Gin wingsmug. Chicken wings that are so small and scrawny that there is hardly any meat, as if the chicken was raised in or near Chernobyl.
by booquafius_reee February 24, 2021
Get the Chernobyl Wingsmug. The male equivalent of a 'cougar'
Yo, did you see Grandpa Robert today? He was totes hitting on that 25 year old--what a winged wombat!
Like, ew.
IKR?!!!
Silly Robert. Tarts aren't for farts.
Like, ew.
IKR?!!!
Silly Robert. Tarts aren't for farts.
by JOE (Joe) February 11, 2014
Get the winged wombatmug.