hetero-matching

When straight boys wear two slightly different shades of the same color in one outfit.

They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.

My boyfriend insists that his red t-shirt looks great with his not-quite-the-same-shade-of red basketball shorts, but anyone with half a retina can tell it's only hetero-matching.

by Percival Sweetwater II August 16, 2021

Match sandwich

An even in which a player masturbates just before leaving for a sporting event and does so again just after coming back.

Person 1: How did you feel about your performance today?

Person 2: Amazing, the first half of my match sandwich made me feel so refreshed, now time to complete the second half.

by JaMicah Jamison March 27, 2024

match grass

in laymen's terms, its the kind of grass you see on a golden hillside in the middle of summer during the hottest days of the year. This is grass that is devoid of all moisture and is so dry that practically anything will set it, the field, the hill and the whole damn mountain on fire, all in a matter of seconds to minutes.

Grass so sensitive to temperature that unlike a snowflake, if you sneeze or curse at it, will burn every-fucking-thing down to the ground.

The fire was started when Billy was out splitting wood, in the middle of a field of match grass

by Nalothisal June 7, 2019

mix-match

Variant of mishmash or mish mash, which is a confused mixture

Dang, I can't find a matching pair of socks.....oh well i will just wear a mix-matched pair.

by AHBroccoli July 16, 2018

matching hypothesis

The theory that suggests a couple's chances for success are increased by the level of equality in their attractiveness.

I'm hot. You're hot. The matching hypothesis suggests we should not only smash, but also go to the library or Starbucks sometime.

by ennaeed December 25, 2017

William Matches

When a cock goes too far up a male's ass and causes the liver to rupture.

Damn Joey, you should have seen what happened yesterday, I received that William Matches and it really hurt.

by ...///.... March 2, 2020

Match Hoe

It's a slang used in th e drug world that defines a chick that will lay down for a 5 dollar match at a game room. Also known as a dope hoe or flat backer or a sack chaser.

A match hoe would say, "Hey I really want to play a match at the game room I'll give it up if U will pay me so I can go play."

by Tressmess July 23, 2022