Basically when you literally lick a match but your best friend's gf thought it was a euphemism for licking a tit. So now it's a euphemism for licking tit
"I was licking matches with jenny last night"
"Ew omg gross"
"No as in literally licking matches"
"Oh okay. Still gross tho"
"Ew omg gross"
"No as in literally licking matches"
"Oh okay. Still gross tho"
by Fennejenny March 26, 2018
When you challenge an acquaintance to a wrestling match to resolve a dispute. Equivalent to a modern day dual.
by Meatdick December 22, 2017
When straight boys wear two slightly different shades of the same color in one outfit.
They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.
They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.
My boyfriend insists that his red t-shirt looks great with his not-quite-the-same-shade-of red basketball shorts, but anyone with half a retina can tell it's only hetero-matching.
by Percival Sweetwater II August 17, 2021
Refers to social "pairings" (i.e., friendships, romantic/business relationships, marriages, etc.) that are of sufficient "durability" that they are "impermeable to moisture-related mishaps"; i.e., the couples' bond of amicable feelings with each other will not be adversely affected by stressful/unfortunate "H20-type" events that can happen in everyday life, such as getting caught in the rain, accidentally stepping/falling into deep puddles, etc.
Waterproof matches are all well and good in and of themselves, but another true --- and necessary --- test of a compatible union between two individuals would have to be a "trial by fire"... as Tevya's young daughters vehemently remonstrated in "Fiddler On The Roof", "playing with matches, a girl can get burned"!
by QuacksO April 20, 2019
A women who has multiple baby fathers her children do not share the same dad.
A man who has multiple baby mothers his children do not share the same mother.
A man who has multiple baby mothers his children do not share the same mother.
She has mix match kids.
by BrightVanillaChell January 14, 2024
Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
by ieatboyslol October 11, 2023
When 2 heterosexual men eat each other’s asshole until one ejaculates. The first to nut loses and must take a black eye.
by maximumdamage69 December 08, 2022