An even in which a player masturbates just before leaving for a sporting event and does so again just after coming back.
Person 1: How did you feel about your performance today?
Person 2: Amazing, the first half of my match sandwich made me feel so refreshed, now time to complete the second half.
Person 2: Amazing, the first half of my match sandwich made me feel so refreshed, now time to complete the second half.
by JaMicah Jamison March 27, 2024
Used to describe something or someone who is simple and authentic, like someone who prefers using a match to a lighter. IE: Going to farmers markets, paying in cash, going on walks, driving stick, outgoing, likes to try new places, has a favorite hole-in-the-wall restaurant, cooking eggs, etc
Wow Jane just walked all the way to the farmers market on the other side of town to buy some organic eggs in cash, that’s so lighting a match.
by Trw92a April 24, 2024
1. When a person has become a dumpster fire.
2. To give up on or get rid of something you no longer care about.
2. To give up on or get rid of something you no longer care about.
by Carbon06 November 20, 2020
A women who has multiple baby fathers her children do not share the same dad.
A man who has multiple baby mothers his children do not share the same mother.
A man who has multiple baby mothers his children do not share the same mother.
She has mix match kids.
by BrightVanillaChell January 14, 2024
Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
by ieatboyslol October 11, 2023
When 2 heterosexual men eat each other’s asshole until one ejaculates. The first to nut loses and must take a black eye.
by maximumdamage69 December 08, 2022
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
by Joyousguy June 30, 2016