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I've slacked tech

When you're too lazy to fix the job yourself, you simply Slack the tech department to make the problem go away.
"Hey Noah, are the screens fixed yet?" - "I dunno, I've slacked Tech"
by Mikhailwh November 15, 2022
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slack dogg fo shizz

Origin: Old Ghettish
A word used by lads to say that something is unfair.
Lad 1: I lost 60 cents from the World Stock Market Crash.

Lad 2: Life is so slack dogg fo shizz
by Jack De March 2, 2009
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slack fatigue

When you are mentally and/or physically drained from sending, threading, and replying to large amounts of slack messages through out the day.
This day was full of slack fatigue and I am just ready for a drink.
by guavajuice0923 September 27, 2022
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Slack Shaming

The digital walk of shame that occurs when a well-intentioned Slack message lands in the wrong channel, triggering a swarm of passive-aggressive emojis, thread derailments, and a 10-minute debate about “channel etiquette.” Often followed by a link to the workspace guidelines you definitely didn’t read. (see Post Traumatic Slack Disorder)
“Dude, I just asked where the bathroom was and now the #devops team is roasting me. Total Slack shaming.
by Jellogod May 7, 2025
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slack-umentation

Aloof ephemeral documentation or note taking using slack.
Bill was thinking about a new project idea while on the move. He quickly opened his mobile Slack app and sent the idea to his team. Later, in an email, Bill asked his team whether or not they had viewed his slack-umentation.
by 2mas2 May 20, 2018
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Slack Separation Anxiety

The anxious feeling you get when you should be working and online but are in fact not actively working, namely that someone might be trying to reach you via Slack and you will be unable to respond to them or provide what they need in that moment. Which, of course, will immediately get you fired.

Common symptoms: Ghost phone vibration, thinking you heard a slack ping, etc
I have Slack Separation Anxiety so I don't stray too far from my laptop during the day.
by Corporate Millennial June 14, 2023
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