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laser dot

Something which one finds themselves drawn to pursuing, but which is unable to provide adequate fulfillment due to its inherent lack of stimulus feedback. If one claims to enjoy chasing said "laser dot," it's more likely that they enjoy the act of chasing it while imagining what might be there for them once they've obtained it. This leads to hollow goal-oriented obsession and one will find themselves chasing other lights in an effort to make up for the lack of fulfillment that chasing the laser dot leaves them with.
Analogous to cats and dogs becoming obsessed with chasing laser dots, which their lazy owners use to entertain them, and consequently becoming easily distracted by light reflections that are present on the walls of the house at random times throughout the day.

"Dude Look, what are those orange lights up there by the mountain? They're teleporting! Holy crap!"
Probably some sort of gravity-defying craft which uses a propulsion system we're not familiar with. A UFO, I guess. It doesn't really matter. It's a laser dot as far as I'm concerned.
"It just disappeared! I'm gonna see if I can find it!"
"Dude Look, what are those orange lights up there by the mountain? They're teleporting! Holy crap!"
Probably some sort of gravity-defying craft which uses a propulsion system we're not familiar with. Or a transdimensional civilization of assholes who can't help but reveal themselves as they observe us. A UFO, I guess. It doesn't really matter. They don't seem to want to interact with us at the moment. It's a laser dot as far as I'm concerned.
"It just disappeared! I'm gonna see if I can find it!"
by quietlyrioting June 29, 2015
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Upset-dotting

When you switch being very formal with friends and family whilst texting because one of them just got you all upset. You don't want to admit you're upset, so instead you will start using upset dotting technique.
Jeebz: hahaha.. man just chill!
Taweel: I'm chilled. You need to chill. don't ask me to chill. Look at yourself. Trying to hard. Pfff.
Jeebz: I see u r unintentionally upset-dotting ur sentences.. hahaha
Taweel: Yeah. Well. Fuck you.
by Shaiz December 8, 2014
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dot-comance

A romance or relationship that began on an online-dating site.
Jenny: So, how did you meet Paul?

Amy: On OKCupid.com. We have a real, bonafide dot-comance.
by haveit2getit December 4, 2010
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the dot com

dude, you have been on forever in need to use the dot com!!
by Chris R...swazye Train April 15, 2009
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Dot Hole

The majestic opening in a Hindu females dot that allows access to her third eyes glorious reproductive organ.
Dude check out that Indian girl over there!
Oh shit bro you can see her dot hole, that's so hot!!!
Hey Indian girl! Show us your dot hole!
by Freshly Shaved Fromunda July 13, 2015
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Dippin dots

When you stand over the mouth of your partner and dip your nuts in and out of her mouth. Usually requires saggy ballsacks.
He likes to do dippin dots on her.
by I’ll teach you everything January 13, 2022
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dot punch

A punch delivered to the anus itself.
While training, I dot punched Kelvin so hard he cried blood
by punchy Mckick January 21, 2014
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