brain lint

Information that serves no purpose and consumes valuable space in your head.

My brain lint isn't marketable but I'm damn fine at trivial pursuit.

by James1976 October 25, 2007

Smol Brain

When your brain can't comprehend easy things, such as a simple joke . You will not have good ideas and your shower thoughts are lame as hell. People dislike you for unintelligent mind and call you stupid for your misinterpretation on things. You will use big words to make you sound smart. As an example, I am smol brain.

" I wish I had a big brain, but yet I have a smol brain.

by bigfatjuicyrat December 14, 2020

poop for brains

poop for brains a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit for brains one who is extremely stupid and lacks all common sense

this man attempted to rob his neighbors house and got attacked by neighbors pitbull he was lucky to get away with his life what a stupid poop for brains

by littlejimmie May 2, 2019

Subway Brains

To lack intelligence and the common sense of direction like the workers at the Cross Lake, MN Subway.

Customer - I would like a six inch spicy Italian with no tomato.
Subway Worker - One six inch spicy Italian with extra tomatoes.
Customer - Subway Brains.......

by Fisher-Z June 2, 2015

tit for brains

A female who has gotten by on her good looks, and a great set of tits, at the expense of an education. A play on shit for brains.

Danni is so hot, but I can't stand to be in her presence. She has tit for brains, and her ignorance is a real turn off.

by Anony_mouse_776 November 29, 2010

oatmeal brain

When someone's brain deteriorates over time due to alcohol/drugs/sleep deprivation, etc. Symptoms of oatmeal brain: memory loss, impaired motor function, slurred voice, stumbling, slow speech.

John, you can't remember anything. You have oatmeal brain right now!

by PinkPanther13 May 28, 2018

versace brain

VERSACE BRAiN iS WHEN A GiRL GiVES YOU HEAD.

BUT iT'S WAY BETTER. AN INDESCRiBABLE FEELiNG.
VERSACE BRAiN iS THE GREATEST FEELiNG AFTER SHE SHE GiVE YOU (BRAiN(HEAD(BLOWJOB)

SHE SUCK ME UP LiKE A VACUUM.
"YO GiRL GAVE ME VERSACE BRAiN iN A CLUB DOWNTOWN
SHE GO DUMB LiKE CLOWN
BOTTLES ALL AROUND

SHE SO BAD LiKE A FiRST ROUND
i AiN'T EVEN PLAYiNG"
BARS FROM G-iCE 'VERSACE BRAiN' SONG

@WTFGICE

by WTFGiCE April 7, 2015