Shuffle the puppies

A figure of speech, used as a command, meaning “to move your feet.”
“Shuffle the puppies!”
by Porkscratchings7 March 22, 2022
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refrigerator shuffle

the awkward movement of a grossly obese person.
refrigerator shuffle: Imagine two people on either side of a refrigerator. One person holds the appliance in place while the other slides or shuffles their side forward.
by dogwang May 18, 2012
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Bread shuffle

To use your fingers to skip past slices of bread in the loaf. can be done on with any kind of bread.
Dude 1 bread shuffled past the first slice of whole wheat because Dude 2 touched it without washing his hands upon returning from the bathroom.
by Lonedro42 October 20, 2012
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Wank Shuffle

Imagining an object of desire during masturbation and then deciding to switch focus on a different source of inspiration. E.g An ex-girlfriend gets replaced in imagery for the office hottie. Beware to not allow an image of a grotty rotter in while locking on
I can't dedicate this one to one woman, I'll put a few on wank shuffle
by Nested Elevator January 06, 2018
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Filthy Shuffle

A dance native to Omaha brought on by too much Jameson. The dance is comprised of staples from different dances. Some of the moves seen in the dance are "The Dice Roll", "The C Walk", "Deion Sanders endzone celebration", "The Frank Reynolds", etc. Since the dance is always evolving, it will never go out of style.
After killing Seth in College Football, Sean filthy shuffled up a storm.
by The With July 30, 2011
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Bahnson Shuffle

Contorting your body in a manner unknown to mankind and only one person on earth can do this shuffle. etc. Bahnson
I was at a party and saw Bahnson do the Bahnson Shuffle...shit was crazy badass
by bahndiggity January 31, 2009
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Holland Shuffle

The act when someone grabs a man's penis then the man grabs the others forearm and jacks himself off. Like the Dutch Rudder only the hand placement is switched.
Ashley came in and jacked off Steve by giving him a Holland Shuffle.
by A.C. Slator December 09, 2010
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