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What in the actual fuck

Woooooah man!
Hym "What in the actual fuck is going on right now!? What is this game!? The end of act 2 is crazy! I don't even know how to feel right now... What in the fuck? I don't want to spoil it but I... It's like watching someone you love begin to fall off a cliff and as you go to reach for their arm they dissolve into ash... I..."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2025
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Not what actually happened

If your description of the events that took place here is discordant with mine... You may be a delusion liar. I would tell you to fix yourself but it would be like telling a retard to wipe his own ass.
Hym "Much like your religion, that's not what actually happened here. Your assessment of what is happening is deliberately wrong and it has already gotten and will get children killed."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2025
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Brent actually

Walks in school and then reaches for gun, Brent actually damn u caught me
by TJAY777 July 15, 2023
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Well actually

You're a fucking shill who's literally getting paid to a have a fat cock.
by Hym Iam September 27, 2023
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Actual geezer

1: Someone who you have mad respect/love for.

2: Someone old and out of touch.
"You're an actual geezer, mate."
by HappyCrocodile24 October 6, 2023
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Actual Lives vs Theoretical Lives

To say "Dropping the nuclear bomb saved lives" is to weigh the actual lives lost against the theoretical lives that would have been theoretically lost and is to assume 1. That you can accurately predict how long the war was going to last and 2. You can accurately predict how many lives would have been lost.
Hym "Actual lives vs theoretical lives, Ben. You can't say that with any degree of ACTUAL certainty. Not intelligent and doing an incest cult doesn't make you better than everyone."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk?

Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.
by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024
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