Road Swag

The act of finding something useful on the road or ground during a journey of any kind.
I found a hammer on the my bike ride yesterday. Best road swag I've found yet.
by 3viliv3 June 28, 2021
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Road Penguin

Those black posts on the the side of the highway with white tips that go like 6 feet into the ground.
by A55Finch July 04, 2009
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road crayon

A sport motorcycle rider.
(See squid)
Bob: Did you see how fast that guy was going?
Tim: Yeah. He'd make a nice road crayon.
by Tilt The Horizon July 29, 2005
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road breakfast

An early morning handie from a perfect stranger at a truck stop.
Every time I'm in Walcott, Iowa I get a craving for a little road breakfast at the Iowa 80 truck stop.
by Nemo Nickels January 08, 2017
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Road Jihad

Causing havoc (deliberate or otherwise) on public roads usually by driving offensively or otherwise unsafely for the conditions thereby inconveniencing numerous others.
The taxi cab cut-off three vehicles before merging into expressway traffic at a third of the speed of regular traffic flow causing an influx of traffic behind him. The resulting two hour traffic delay was attributed to Road Jihad.
by John Bigbootay November 28, 2009
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Road Throat

The act of receiving a blow job while driving a vehicle.
“Damn jess gives hella good road throat

“Did you hear about dom? Dude got serious road throat last week.”
by Ochmock August 19, 2019
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Buffalo Road

The most flyest ass bball court in the states of America. This place is located in the Negaunee Michigan and was founded by the great Sacagawea and Lewis and Clark.
Cody: Hey nigga, where can I find a good place to ball it up?

Evan: How bout we go out to Buffalo road, I hear that place is pretty ballin.
by Al Reichel November 29, 2010
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