death waves

the inevitable limited time spent on earth to the upcoming of days where your life is numbered; one reason to have a significant other before you die to ride the wave of death without being alone

Rad: I need me a thicc ni**a, but no homo tho
Dave: Someone to ride out the death waves with?
Rad: Yeah... I’m tired of being lonely.

Dave: Nice, I’m still looking for a god-tier waifu whom can ride the waves with me too.

by Uh, Idk January 13, 2019

Diarrhea Wave

When you're explosively running wet shit from your ass and your feces reach the rim of the toilet and you reach the point where you are floating on your own shit.

John's shit seeped through the vents as he was riding the Diarrhea Wave.

by Nip tucker August 26, 2012

uber wave

To wave at your uber driver with your smartphone in your hand indicating that yes you did order an uber.

While standing on the curb I raised my hand towards the cab driver in an uber wave and he pulled up.

by haleinator September 25, 2013

Productivity wave

The mood that generates numerous accomplishments after long periods of procrastination. Being more efficient with your time instead of forcing shit to get done and pissing off everybody else around you

Wife: why haven't you got off your ass and got anything done?

Husband: hey bitch, I'm waiting for the productivity wave to roll in. When it does, I'll get your shit done twice as fast

by Mr KJ April 29, 2016

call wave

A useful online answering machine that records people's messages when your are online with a dial up connection.

My callwave picked up your call.

by master stghm April 04, 2004

wave skiing

the act of skiing on a big wave using a tow-in from a jet ski. invented by mike douglas and cody townshend in 2009. they used snow skiing boots and skis to ski on waves.

1: "dude he was just skiing on that wave."
2: "yea that's called wave skiing."

by pgg93 November 06, 2011

Volvo Wave

When someone flashes a “Spock” sign as a wave when they pass a fellow Volvo driver. Similar to a Jeep wave but better.

That guy just gave me the Volvo wave.

by KBbro February 10, 2018