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Valve Time

The expanded time Valve uses when talking about anything that will involve them working. Like a new york minute, but in reverse. See Valve week and Valve month.

The conversion factor is approximately 2-6 times whatever the stated interval is.
Loose example of Valve Time from the Steam August 26 update news:

"Fans will remember that Blue Shift included a "High Definition Pack," a set of visually enhanced player and weapon models. We've had to iron out some technical wrinkles with how we deliver the HD Pack, but it will be made available through Steam within the next week or so."

As of November 20, 2005, this content still hasn't been released.
by Stuart P. Bentley November 20, 2005
mugGet the Valve Timemug.

give the time

what do u do every night
I give the time every night
by Alex klfjd;kf jls;dfkjaslkf February 10, 2008
mugGet the give the timemug.

slow time

For those living in Alabama, on the Georgia/Alabama border, slow time has the same meaning as Central Daylight Time, or Central Standard Time. It is used to differentiate which time zone is being used when communicating with somebody who may be using the different adjacent time zone.
I am going to the club. I will be there at 8 o'clock slow time.
by RentMan December 7, 2009
mugGet the slow timemug.

Botris Time

Botris Time : A synonym of " valve time ".
It applies to any person who will claim "back in 5", "Give me 2 minutes.", "Just have a 'shower', back in 10.", or any other assorted activity and give a specific timescale.
But they don't. They take a much longer time and have a "wtf" moment when back.
Bot: Havin' a shower guys, i'll be 10 min, wait for us.

20 min passes.

Random: wtf wheres bot?

Random2: remember, botris time.

Random: Lets just start.

1hour passes.

Bot: WTF why you all gone.
by WFHLondoners November 20, 2013
mugGet the Botris Timemug.

Rupe Time

A form of time invented by the great Ted Rupe. Usually much slower than anyone elses.
Ted: I'll be there in 15 minutes
Tom: In Rupe time or regular time?
Ted: Regular
*30 minutes later* Tom: Must have been Rupe time.
by Jabraham April 12, 2010
mugGet the Rupe Timemug.

time kompression

Shoving your dick into a guy's ass and seeing how long it stays hard
Hey Jim, wanna do some Time Kompression at my place?
by Ultimecia September 28, 2013
mugGet the time kompressionmug.

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