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Newman College

Fucking shit school in Western Australia, If you are a boy, and go to this school, you are either weird, a crackhead, or your a fucking creep. If you are a girl and go to this school, you are either popular, or sexualize anything. if you are anything in between, you are automatically the target of assault.
A: Hey, do you go to Newman College?
B: Yeah?
A: Go fuck yourself
by #1 Glizzy Gobler July 22, 2023
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Netbanger

Before the dawn of time, there were 3, Moggy D, MS and Abdulla, they fabricated this extrodinary word from the gutters.

(THEY STOLE IT)
" sarim is the biggest netbanger"
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Ipswich woman rather sexy And major fun. Funny as hell best friend you could ever have
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Netanyapoo

When one defecates so violently it would be considered a war crime under the Geneva convention
Guys, I just had to release a full on Netanyapoo in the bathroom. I’ll go hand myself in at the police station now
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Netanyahu

Very rude slur. Used when you see a monster, terrorist, war criminal, extreme liar or a genocidal maniac who brings bad name to hi group
- have you seen that guy Bob?
- Wasn’t it that the guy who blew up 3 hospitals yesterday?
- Yeah I know, he’s such a Netanyahu
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Neumann Mind-Fuck

When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.

Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023
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Netian

A citizen of the net, one whose life is thoroughly run and consumed by the internet and internet trends in hopes of becoming the next viral sensation.
How would you expect the Island Boys to act? They are netians, they can only think about the next video they will post to YouTube.
by El torro jake'o October 6, 2023
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