The only cure for what seems like an impossible situation, Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks the situation correct.
I can't believe this is actually happening still, its a never ending drama these days, I'm out of options dude." --Friend says, "Looks like you need a Chuck Norris intervention.
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adj. If an object or person is Chuck Norrisized, they are particularly large, either in mass, or in meaning. They are usually heavy or extremely meaningful and helpful on the journey of everyone's life. All Chuck Norris fans should come to know this term.
"Holy shit! The big dipper is Chuck Norrisized! It's both physically large, and spiritually meaningful to me...I guess..."
by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006
Get the Chuck Norrisized mug.(1)Someone who is amazing at a very unique talent. Particularly round house kicking, detective work, karate, being awesome, and killing ninjas.
(2)Someone who can deliver the pleasure of two hours of sex to somebody in 3.5 seconds.
(2)Someone who can deliver the pleasure of two hours of sex to somebody in 3.5 seconds.
by Highway Child January 11, 2009
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Jak: But...hes black
Seph: Well. then i guess he must be Bubba Norris.
Jak: But...hes black
Seph: Well. then i guess he must be Bubba Norris.
by Seph Infinitum February 16, 2009
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Past tense - Norrised
Past tense - Norrised
by WhyAreYouSoBad November 27, 2010
Get the Norris mug.I caught Chuck Norris fucking my wife. I thanked him, whereupon he gave me a swift roundhouse kick to the head... and I thanked him again.
As his foot was about to make impact with my head for the second time, I noted that he was wearing a live rattlesnake as a condom.
As his foot was about to make impact with my head for the second time, I noted that he was wearing a live rattlesnake as a condom.
by snallygaster March 14, 2007
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