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neophyte

A new fraternity brother/sorority sister that has not yet paid there dues.
Until you've paid your dues bitch, we're allowed to haze you now!!!!!!
by EX May 13, 2005
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1. Name given to Ronald when he was at Bristol Central High School.

2. An incredibly odd title for an extended family member.
" Oh look, its Imaginary Next door neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob! How are you?"
by Ronald Cousins November 25, 2006
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Canadian Neighbor

Where you are having sex with a girl from behind. and you see ur neighbor across the street from your window and you start waving at eachother without the girl knowing your doing it
by Hood33 March 30, 2009
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neighbar

by puffin316 March 11, 2007
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neighbore

A person who lives next to you, but is completely uninteresting.
Hey, do you want to invite the guy who just moved in to the Alfred Street crawl? No, he's a neighbore.
by kellieg May 23, 2009
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Neighborhood Dj

Someone who lives in your neighborhood and always drives through with their music so loud everyone can hear it. Also could be someone who dosent live there, but drives through on a daily basis, i.e friends house, school, work.

Also very fucking annoying though if its always when your trying to go to sleep.
Damn man im so tired today, the neighborhood dj drove through at 2 fucking am and woke me up.

A: Damn dude you hear that? Thats some bone thugz!

B: Ya bro that's the neighborhood dj, he works right down the street.
by Knowledgeable1! November 24, 2009
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Neophonic Virgin

A person who has never owned a mobile telephone of the most current generation. Types or defining characteristics of neophonic virgin tend to be non-youthful (old people), poor, or Luddites (see unabomber).
Jon Doe: "I'm never getting an Android phone, I hear they're hard to use and my friend says he keeps hitting buttons in the middle of calls when he holds it to his ear."

Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."
by Ziegegeist January 5, 2011
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