Cart Narc

1- An individual who actively pretends to shame someone for not returning a cart, but is actually only doing it as a publicity stunt for video content that is circulated on numerous social media sites for monetary gain.

2- An individual who will persistently chase down a victim multiple times to throw a magnet onto their vehicle to provoke a response for video content.

That Cart Narc guy is harassing that poor handicapped woman.

by MKHNT March 5, 2022

Narci

A goddess with gorgeous hair. Includes superior mental capabilities and batteries.

Dude, Narci is SO awesome. I wish I could be/fuck Narci. Her hair is so much better than mine.

by Narci April 7, 2004

transportation narcolepsy

Getting sleepy or falling asleep on public transportaion, including, but not limited to, subways, buses, trains, taxis, etc.

Krista's transportation narcolepsy during her daily BART ride to work frequently results in her missing her stop, drooling on herself, and people mistaking her for a homeless person.

by scooterams April 25, 2006

Narcosleepy

The times you pass out when you just smoke too much posh.

guy 1: hey bro, what's up?

guy 2: mmomahuah.

guy 1: what did you say?

guy 2: (out cold)

guy 1: f'in narcosleepy...

by hippo2432 July 17, 2012

Narcosexy

The act of quickly falling asleep, and/or the feeling of fatigue that one feels after engaging in a satisfying act of sexual intercourse with a partner.

Derived from the words "narcolepsy" and "sex".

Sally laid awake for hours, but after waking up her boyfriend and having sex with him, she fell asleep within five minutes. It was a classic case of narcosexy.

by blahblieblah August 18, 2013

Narcolept

A guy with an insanely large forehead

narcolept is a bad youtuber

by Narcolept_is_cringe April 23, 2021

orgasmically narcoleptic

Immediately after sexual climax, you fall asleep.

Guy: Oh baby I'm cumming!!!!....UUUuuugghhh.....*a second later*....zzzZZZzzz!!

Girl: Honey, wake up, let's cuddle. Why do you fall asleep like right after sex?

Guy: Huh? Oh babe, you know me. I bust and then I'm out (>_<).

Girl: *sigh* I'm trying to bask in the after-glow and Mr. Loverman is orgasmically narcoleptic.!

by I'm Mikey, I Rock!! November 14, 2011