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moomie cake

Also spelt 'moomy cake'
Common term relating to the breasts of a lactating male.

The milky man-teats are seen as a very sexual and prominent part of the male body, with females biologically attracted males who lactate from their nipples.

Featured in the recently leaked Black Eyed Peas hit song "Moomie Cakes"
Mister Moomie Cakes, please give me your Moomie Cakes
by LeVarnisher February 27, 2021
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Your moms house

The best comeback to ever exist. Nothing will be Your moms house. NOTHING
Friend: what’s the weather
Me: Your moms house
by Howugay101 November 10, 2019
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MomSpace

Describes any Internet activity performed by a parent who pretends to be her child online. This includes instant messaging services and social networking sites.
Zack: "Tulip keeps flirting with me on MySpace. We don't even talk in real life."
Zoe: "That's not Tulip. She doesn't like you. You were talking to 'Tulip' on MomSpace."
Zack: "That is disgusting. Isn't that illegal? After all, I am a minor and she is in her 40s."
Zoe: "I don't know. I think you can only do something if inappropriate information was shared."
Zack: "Oh..."
Zoe: "Don't work, Zack. If it continues, maybe you should alert someone who can do something about it."
by Oscar Smith June 11, 2008
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my moms a lesbian

What happens when you have 300% more mom than you do dad? You get a fucked up childhood. Children with more than two moms tend to hate "your mom" jokes, and the questions that follow them, like "which one?" Lesbians, as we all know, are sex crazy mother fuckers. Imagine having to live with that. And you know when your one mom is on her period, and she's a raging bitch? Imagine having to deal with that twice a month.
Ben: hey Logan, your mom is a lesbian. Ha.
Logan: My moms a lesbian. But At least i have a mom you choch.
Ben:... Can i have one?
Logan: For 10.99 a month, she's yours.
Ben: Any price is worth the gift of motherhood
by ChompyBlancaExoticButtChochMan December 12, 2016
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MOMSWHOMS

The "muted open mouthed smiling with hand over mouth snigger" laugh that one does when something distateful and/or painfull befall someone else.

Pronounced 'mom-schwams'.
"dude, Katie totally kicked Dave in the nuts, and the whole bar was totally MOMSWHOMS."
by Shifty Chris May 25, 2006
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Moobshake

This is a man-boob shake made out of Man Boob Juice - eww
get me some of that moobshake!
by TheUnforgiven11 Lem February 5, 2009
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mr moobs

a computer nerd with way too much time on his hands and takes forever to get stuff done
al is such a mr moobs
by mr sina January 1, 2008
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