one month stand

when you see someone for couple of weeks or months, and when turns out that the person is really into you, you realize you have absolutely no feelings for her/him. the one gets a broken heart and you get an enemy. involves terrible moral hangover and everybody thinking you as an idiot.

"I had a one month stand with this girl and now her friends keep bugging me telling me how awful person I am."

by plaoto July 13, 2009

three month rule

The unwritten law in World Wrestling Entertainment (a.k.a.) that states that any storyline that happened more than three months ago never actually happened. The term was coined because Vince McMahon (WWE owner) enjoys insulting the intelligence of his fans by - for example - teaming two wrestlers who as recently as several weeks ago were attempting to kill one another in the context of the storyline.

Guy #1: Last November at the Survivor Series, Steve Austin tried to kill Triple H by having a machine lift the car he was in and drop it to the ground...and a year before that, Triple H had Austin run down by a car...and now they're teaming with each other? What's up with that?

Guy #2: It's the three month rule, dude. It never happened.

Guy #1: Oh yeah. Why does Vince insult our intelligence like this? We're not stupid.

Guy #2: I don't know, dude...I don't know.

by jasonisjericho May 30, 2006

Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November a girl has to sit on a guys lap or a guy has to sit on a girls lap no matter if there on a bus in a car wherever it's the way the tradition works

Him:Hey sarah it's lap sitting month
Sarah: oh ok I'm not going to ruin the tradition

by Ehauxjdbdh October 2, 2019

Kick balles month

You can kick mens balles in October

I kicked your balles because it is kick balles month

by Iehr8ejenrhr October 2, 2020

OK Boomer Month

November is OK Boomer Month. This is because OK Boomer got VERY popular during Nov 2019.

Person A: It's OK Boomer Month!

by Imiss2018it'sahugeheadache October 26, 2020

slap ass month

this takes place in october and you can slap anyone’s ass it can be the person you think has a fat ass

i’m finna slap her ass next period 😈
cause it’s slap ass month

by 😩😈😩😈 October 6, 2019

suicide awareness month

hey!! it's september :) you know what that means, suicide awareness month! not no simp september, that is not valid at all. i am proud of all of you that are still alive to this day, please do not do it, there's people that love you and need you <3 mwah

hi <3 it's suicide awareness month, hope you're doing well and don't give up!!

by justabeeezzz September 1, 2021