Mohammed

An absulute God, a literal embodiment of savant. The one and only.

A: this dude's name must be Mohammed
B: why?
A: because he's and absulute legend

by NotMohammed090 November 22, 2021

Mohammed

An absulute God and an extraordinary savant.

A: this guy's name must be Mohammed
B: why?
A:don't you see that, he insanely cool

by NotMohammed090 November 22, 2021

Mohammed

THE BIG DICKER

Man:Oh is that Mohammed?
Man2: Yeah the big dicker he dicks down on you

by BustinNutsEveryDayBut November 16, 2021

Mohammed

gets diarrhea every time he drinks cow milk :)

damn that dude Mohammed is drinking cow's milk

don't use the toilet after him

by poopman0510 November 22, 2021

Mohammed

Mohammed is a loving guy for 8 months and then will say he isn’t ready for a relationship when you were engaged with him and loved him he doesn’t take anything seriously and always is addicted to a video game called rocket league he has no time for girls because all he does is go to work and home and then doesn’t make time for you

Mohammed is a heartbreaker

by Truthteller3001 December 24, 2023

mohammed

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by kekkskskkekkeekekke July 30, 2023

Mohammed

Mohammed is the one. A Mohammed is just that one guy that everyone barely knows but loves him all the same. A Mohammed pulls hundreds of females a minute, this is something he cannot control.

Wow did you see that Mohammed?
No but I love him

by thechunkster53 November 17, 2022