Mitchell Dunlop

A person that tends to think adoption isn't real when he clearly knows his nephew is.

Also a person with 12 pubes with crabs.

Tiny penis.

No friends.

Your such a Mitchell Dunlop!

by zzZJ A K E YZzz December 5, 2011

Mitchell Free

One who has a small penis. Loves seth penis in his mouth, ear, nose, penis, and between his arm and leg. Has a Fetish for monkeys in nazi zombies. Has been to every base between 5 and 100. Likes making loud orgasm noises in his sleep.

You are Mitchell Free.

by Bobby Lee1234 August 21, 2009

The Juicy Mitchell

When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.

I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.

by Big Mitchell September 2, 2016

The Paul Mitchell

This is a sexual act. Whilst trimming your man's neck hair from behind, you use your free hand to provide a reach around hj using shampoo as lube. When he's close to climax, drop the trimmer and position a conditioner bottle (with the lid removed) over his dick hole. Milk his cock into the bottle; replace lid. Immediately use bottle contents to later your own hair while he watches.

Dude, you haven't lived until your girl gives you The Paul Mitchell.

by Titndong Manner February 5, 2018

Dirty Mitchell

The act of meeting the gayest person ever. He'll try bumrape your dog everynight and always has atleast a million buttplugs in his ass at a time

I met a Dirty Mitchell the other day

Unlucky man

by Brenton Toobab October 16, 2022

Brooklyn Mitchell

One of the best person in the world. She's the nicest person you'll ever know. She'll tell you the truth even when it might be mean. She's very cute and smart.

Friend: Who's the new girl, she's cute
Other Friend: She looks like a Brooklyn Mitchell

by Snarled January 7, 2019

Maddison Mitchell

Maddi is the grooviest, coolest, wooliest and swaggy raggy person you will ever meet ever in your life. She is super based and you should always trust her opinions because she is always right. If anyone is ever disagrees with Maddi they are wrong no matter what it's about >:(

"Yo did you see Maddison Mitchell over there haw haw"
"uh stfu Darren, Maddi is amazing"
"I wasn't making fun of her, I'm trying to rizz her up"

by P R N C S S L H G June 8, 2023