A towel or piece of clothing used for cleaning up cum and fluids due to masturbating, usually done at night.
by Darknova000 June 12, 2011
by Dethrattleshake March 08, 2017
by love rocket January 30, 2012
The sound of distant but still audible mariachi music usually experienced late at night. The thumping of the tuba penetrates your home even when the windows are closed. There is no escape.
Maybe someone's having a party. Maybe someone's blasting it out of the their parked car because they're an asshole. It is unmistakable, you are experiencing Midnight Mariachi.
Maybe someone's having a party. Maybe someone's blasting it out of the their parked car because they're an asshole. It is unmistakable, you are experiencing Midnight Mariachi.
by Tawdry Audrey March 08, 2021
Another term for female masturbation, with it's name based off of the hand movements of a DJ spinning records and both usually occur late at night, hence midnight dj.
Becky: well since Tom is going drinking with the boys tonight, looks like I'll just be with the midnight dj then.
*Sighs*
*Sighs*
by Sadprotienshake November 29, 2020
Honey which is given in the middle of the night, when showing up unexpectedly at another person's house and waking them. It is done to try to make friends with somebody, but normally is an ineffective strategy.
Rachmaninoff tried to give Stravinsky midnight honey, what a legend.
We should dedicate a tv show to giving out midnight honey and recording people's reactions
We should dedicate a tv show to giving out midnight honey and recording people's reactions
by DouglasAdamPuddle June 20, 2020