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Kickin' Midgets

A phrase used to describe what someone can do when he buys shoes.
"Yo Nike just lowered their price on the Air Force 1s, just 90 bucks and you can be kickin' midgets"
by Shair October 3, 2022
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Salty midget

Someone who’s 5ft tall with severe anger problem.

They are the ones to be the most cocky but at the end of the day they are the ones who remain quite.
Just imagine a small kid (which is the salty midget) who talks behind each others back’s but are friendly in-person.
by MarkIsAlpha December 5, 2020
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Midget Tossing

The act of grabbing a dwarf/ small person/ "shrunken man"/ or tiny ball of thunder, by the anus and mullet, and swinging him around and around until your momentum can sky rocket him into another universe.
You: Hey Nate, what are you planning to do with those big guns? (noticing Nate wearing a XS shirt, busting through the seams)

Nate: Im finnin to go on down to the Minnesota state fair to do some mutha fuckin midget tossing, ya heard?!

You: (Speechless)………….
by Jason Statham Wannabe August 16, 2019
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long midget

a long midget. it explains itself.
why the fuck are try to find the definition for long midget? you are so dumb.
by WafersYed February 24, 2018
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Midget love

2 small people who love each other very much,They are soulmates and they are both
did you see Liam and Audre Marie's Midget love is amazing
by Kimber-dek hater March 7, 2022
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the midget spinner

A sex act when a guy spins a midget while other people around the midget ejaculate on the midget.
-Hey, we did the midget spinner och Erik yesterday
by SavageBoi12345 August 16, 2017
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Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. The ole pickle tickle.
Hey man, is Nate Dogg slappin midgets again!? That's the fifth time today.
by Realvimshady March 31, 2019
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