MAT

An acronym for the universal fact that "men are trash"

"Why is this boy being a dick to me?"
"MAT MAT MAT MAT"

by Lara & Zoe January 12, 2018

Mat

Mat; Mat with one T is a man whose parents wanted to give their kid a unique name but chose the most basic name of all times.

But Mat is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. He is goofy, brave and super loving. Mat if you’re googling your name like a dumby, I think you’ll realize I’m writing this. Mat is the most adorable of all.

Mat you are such a cutie!

by kitkat_97 November 22, 2021

Mat flap

When you slam your girl onto a mat/carpet and have sex with her.

Dude I just pure mat flap her and her booty shook.

by Nabrap July 4, 2017

Smash-mat

A snatch, no more no less.

Jenny has the tightest "smash-mat" you ever saw!!

by Ewefuhkr May 12, 2022

Tollbar MAT

Greatest establishment ever founded, place of hope and peace

Hampo: Hey, I’ve been really stressed today

Steve: Looks Like You Need To Go To Tollbar MAT

by Billy the Volt associate April 23, 2024

Mats

This is the plural of mat, as in something you lay on the ground

"Hey do you have any mats for sale?"

by Kiwi_baby May 27, 2019

Meat Mat

A meat mat is a burger.

I found a dried up meat mat in the bathroom stall at McDonalds

by Unsolvedllama May 31, 2018