Definition: Matrix Mondays
An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.
Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”
Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”
“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”
ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*
History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.
An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.
Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”
Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”
“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”
ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*
History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.
Last week Matrix Mondays almost got me fired. I had my email server crash and my zoom account suspended without warning because the payment didn’t go through. I couldn’t see my meetings so they were all cancelled and I just wanted to scream:
by UptobeHappy November 26, 2024
Get the Matrix Mondaysmug. by MatrixHand🤩 March 29, 2021
Get the Matrix HolyHand Cultmug. The Horizon Matrix philosophy is a personal growth and well-being approach that involves exploring and incorporating teachings and practices from various spiritual and philosophical traditions to create harmony and balance in one's life. It involves self-exploration, personal development, and cultivating mindfulness and contentment. It involves being open to learning and changing in order to achieve fulfilment and involves a holistic approach that includes both inner exploration and outer action.
What do you believe in?
I have my own philosophy, taking the good from everything I see.
What is it called?
The horizon matrix.
Why?
The word "horizon" is placed first, to emphasize the idea of reaching towards new possibilities and growth. The word "matrix" follows, giving a structure or foundation to support that growth.
I have my own philosophy, taking the good from everything I see.
What is it called?
The horizon matrix.
Why?
The word "horizon" is placed first, to emphasize the idea of reaching towards new possibilities and growth. The word "matrix" follows, giving a structure or foundation to support that growth.
by sor333 December 19, 2022
Get the The Horizon Matrixmug. Software Engineer working in overpriced, overhyped industry meanwhile working on cryptocurrencies and NFT due to recent rapid growth in technology in last 50 years and lack of confiscation/buy out companies with setting up unions in companies like Meta and lack of law system, also in many cases people with serious maniacal view on power of technology due to mesmerizing experience from computer games, in most extreme cases pimping from an early age.
- Do you know that guy Salt Almond ?
- Yes he is one of those Matrix Engineers.
- Those guys just want to put us into a mental cage for profit.
- They should start a church.
- Yes he is one of those Matrix Engineers.
- Those guys just want to put us into a mental cage for profit.
- They should start a church.
by FckYouTaylor November 21, 2023
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by Matrix007 July 5, 2019
Get the Matrixmug. According to the original popular video on Youtube
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by xerocool22 February 25, 2024
Get the hot-crazy matrixmug. Pronoun Matrix Simulator; The act of
Changing one’s own pronouns regardless of one’s own actual gender.
Then Simulating this narrative upon the people that so happens to living in a reality based world. But can switch back pronouns when the narrative changes and won’t work for them till later.
Changing one’s own pronouns regardless of one’s own actual gender.
Then Simulating this narrative upon the people that so happens to living in a reality based world. But can switch back pronouns when the narrative changes and won’t work for them till later.
/////// WARNING \\\\\\\\ Pronoun Matrix Simulator will get you KILLED or may sustain bodily harm!!
If real pronouns are not identified before or during the acts of sexual intercourse.
If real pronouns are not identified before or during the acts of sexual intercourse.
by DrFuck March 9, 2024
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