Mash potatoe

When a man penis is not getting firm and he is trying every which way to over come his softness of the penis.

I can't believe he had nerves to talk all this sex talk on what he was going to do in bed with me, but he was mash potatoe, cover his face in shame.

by Soft dick May 29, 2019

booty mash

when you get a potato , shove it up a booty and get the 2 cheeks mash them together then get a spoon and eat from the booty hole. and voila you have booty mash

i ate some great booty mash last night
hey babe can we make some booty mash tonight ?

by yoitsyagirl skinny penis April 07, 2018

Tyler Mash

A snappy pizza connoisseur

Has a whack hoodie that is quite mid

Looks like a indecisive poached egg rotting in a liquified van

A Tyler Mash flew past my window

Oh look! He left a snappy pizza on the doorstep!

by Jimmy garden March 19, 2022

Ben Mash

I am Ben mash

Hi mate are you freighted ?

Yeah I am Ben mash.

by FreightedDave66 December 28, 2022

pasty mashing

The lesbian act of mashing two "pasties" (pussies) together.

"You up for some pasty mashing?"
"Yeah sure, I'm always up for some pasty mashing"

by fukinfrogslegs June 10, 2017

Mashed Potatoes

your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed :0

explanation: chewing potatoes mashes them ;)

To me, you are a mashed potato (mashed potatoes).

by allyson and ashley and audrey December 02, 2020

monster mashed

When ur absolutely fucked on bevs

“Yo John u good” nah Mate I’m monster mashed”

by Yehyehnah December 06, 2020