lump fairy

A Non imaginary being in human form, usually a member of the riot police who beat rioters with a baton or shoots them with rubber bullets or pepper balls, thus bestowing upon them a lump

I was storming the capital the other day and was visited by the lump fairy on my head, arms, and thighs.

by Stormfather January 7, 2021

big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep

"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said

by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021

Lump

When a person is so lazy and cant get out of bed.

Woman- "What are you doing?"
Man-"Just laying around being lump"

by Eatmee February 12, 2021

lump cat

your cat is underneath covers or a blanket and creates a hill in it

what's under my sheets? oh it's my lump cat!

by bandygrace March 22, 2021

Umpa-Lumping

umpa-lumping(oom-pa loom-ping) is a very verstile word

definition 1- swaying from side to side while you are walking..like an umpa-lumpa

definition 2- a word that is synonymous with slacking, faking, or lacking in some attribute.

definition 3- when a person is not acting logically and doing something stupid

definitiion 1: you see that girl walking, she straight umpa-lumping with she got a broken leg

definition 2: oh, he didn't turn in your paper for you. He is umpa-lumping hard core

definition 3: she jumped off the bus. she is umpa-lumping like a mofo.

by AFallet1 June 15, 2012

lump sack

A word used in many different convorsatins, like in arguments when you dont know what to say. (has no meaning just wierds people out and makes it akward for them.)

guy1: hey dude ur moms a whore

guy2: well.. ur a lump sack

guy1: what?....... im out

by katz98 January 19, 2012

Fat lump

An obese creature that communicates in a language of snorting and has a series of mental health problems that affect how it behaves, resulting in craziness, stupidity, and overeating.

My great great great great great great great grandma is a fat lump.

by Obese_feetofmine April 11, 2023