loafer weights

Those little tassel-like things that guys wear
when they are light in their loafers.

He was so light in his loafers that he had to wear loafer weights.

by trikmc August 25, 2006

Loner

There are two types of loners. One is someone who likes being alone. Two is a lady boner. Boner is for boys and loner is for girls. Lady boner, put them together it makes loner.

Omg that guy is so hot I think I got a lonerrrr!!!

by Rochar December 31, 2017

Loner

Why you and me are here

I’m a loner and so are you

by Just a guy who’s really bored January 25, 2019

larry loner

A larry loner is someone who has no friends and prefers to be alone with his own putrid self

"Who is that Larry Loner over there?"- Guy 1
"Oh, that is Yrral.. he has no friends because he likes to be alone with his own putrid self"-Guy 2
"Fairs"-Guy 1

by Miles Schwarzenegger March 14, 2016

Loner

Someone who is lonely and has no girlfriend or friends

Bob:hello wall
Wall:fuck off bob no one likes a loner
Bob:ok*crys*

by Dat Boi Umadbru May 20, 2017

asbe lonker

an insult

eat penguin shit you asbe lonker

by a penguin shit eating asbe lonker June 25, 2003

Loner

A person with no friends, A person who wishes to be left alone

Person 1:"Look at the loner over there hasn't he got any friends"?,

Person 2: "I tried to make friends with him yesterday but he comes across as a weirdo so I'm staying away

"They say the kid that shot up the school was a loner with no friends and was picked on most of his schooling life

by Harry69 May 10, 2011