Langley Gels

Langley gels is shit you get moody maths teachers, pedo-file English teachers (mr.green), teachers who can’t roll skirts properly, retarded form tutors, over all don’t go Langley gels

I went Langley Gels and well here I am living of benefits wiv 7 children all 1 year apart coz I had sex wiv a teacher from there

by Shitschools April 4, 2020

Lingie

When you suck your own penis until you cum in your mouth.

Call me weird, but I decided to lingie myself last night.

by Mastered Rimmer May 14, 2020

corey linger

total badass/sex symbol

Hey dude, yu totally corey lingered that girl last night!

Yeah, sometimes I feel like a corey linger.

by Jizzinyoeye June 28, 2011

Pool Lingerie

A mocking term for men's swimwear, especially for losers.

Peter: Nice pool lingerie.
Justin: Knock it the fuck off.

by anotheraeolist August 1, 2013

dangley langley

2 platonic, male friends illegitimate love childs penis.

My son was telling me how he got this chick knocked up with his dangley langley

by jman222202002 April 24, 2018

Tom Longley

Usually drives a hairdressers car e.g. BMW Z4.

See that guy in the 2 seater convertible, he's a total Tom Longley

by MaryBeth321 March 16, 2019

max lindley

Great guy

That max lindley guy is great

by a graet guy February 26, 2021