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lettuce fuck

when a chick has a really nice ass but her face is ugly and is flat chested so wen she wears a dress u lift it up and tie the bottem of her dress over her head and fuck her
tim: damn she has a nice ass
joe: shes ugly as hell
tim: eh ill just lettuce fuck her
by kyle mikinly August 28, 2007
mugGet the lettuce fuckmug.

soggy lettuce

When a man shaves his pubes into a bowl to simulate lettuce and then cums on the pubes to simulate salad dressing. After the concoction is complete he then poops in the bowl in small droppings to simulate little pieces of bread. When he finishes the dish he then smears the "Salad" into someone's vagina which simulates someone eating this monstrosity... (Yeah you should not try this... its very unsanitary...)
I heard Jack gave her soggy lettuce last night.
by Traxer April 7, 2015
mugGet the soggy lettucemug.

wet lettuce

When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce.
When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce
by Gvaldez August 3, 2009
mugGet the wet lettucemug.

hippie lettuce

slang for weed used by non-habitual smokers, since hippies are associated with weed in fact hippies are seen as being all about weed, to the point that weed to hippies would be as lettuce is to health conscious, tax paying, blue blooded Americans. Consumed daily it keeps your system 'clean'
I'm getting some hippie lettuce for the Patti Labelle concert, it's gonna rock!
by doogiehowzit July 4, 2009
mugGet the hippie lettucemug.

clit lettuce

Excess skin in and around the vagina.
I done tore that bitch up, now all she's got is clit lettuce.
by Beef Brady January 16, 2003
mugGet the clit lettucemug.

dumpster lettuce

A salad consisting of mostly brownish-white iceberg lettuce, usually served at sub-par eating establishments where in the kitchen the lettuce is stored in a large bin.
"Ew, I'm not eating there. They serve dumpster lettuce!"
by L.Patanjo July 2, 2004
mugGet the dumpster lettucemug.

lettuce sandwich

Bore or boring.

There's nothing more boring than a lettuce sandwich.
by ate your baby October 29, 2011
mugGet the lettuce sandwichmug.

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