smart laundry

smart laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈsmärt ˈlȯn-drē): laundry machines with a high degree of intelligence, leveraging IoT, machine learning, digital interfaces, and other patented tech : AWESOME. //

“I’m so glad we use SMART LAUNDRY so I don’t have to pay with quarters, use the crappy card machine, wait 3 months for a dryer to get repaired, not know when machines are available, or lose my clothes to some laundry thief.”

by smartlaundryfan June 8, 2021

Horny Nigga Laundry Basket

A very rude but interesting idiom to describe a black skin tone person who's always sexually excited and has a yee yee ass haircut, which normally he's American and have a pair of AirPods.

In my opinion, he's a horny nigga laundry basket.

by darth yourmom August 9, 2021

laundry wood

when you do laundry in the morning naked and get an erection

“i found a pen in the dryer and got stuck reaching in to get it because of my laundry wood. i called a neighbor to ask for help. they gave me a handjob, and my cum helped me slip out”

by cosmicdreams August 10, 2022

Drop the Laundry

A muffled fart that sounds like someone dropped a pile of laundry on the bed.

Stehanie, it stinks! Did you drop the laundry?

by Portiff Digrissim October 7, 2022

Laundry

Doing laundry

I'm doing laundry

by Kpbunny December 29, 2021

Laundry Craft

The best laundry solution available in the city.
Picks and delivers the clothes on time, knows that life is short and
doesn't want you to waste it on washing clothes.
Shoes, boots, jackets, t-shirts, denims, kurtis and lehangas, covers
them all.

"Everyone is busy getting their clothes done from
Laundry Craft, that I hope I too join the list soon"

by Laundry Craft February 3, 2022

Sus Laundry

Doing laundry in a suspicious fashion

He was doin sus laundry.

by Suspicious Milklord November 15, 2020