the now and later 

knocking a person out during doggystyle coitus and ejaculating on the back of their head.

"the now and later" consists of riding a girl doggystyle, right before you finish, punch her in the back of the head, rendering her unconscious, then ejaculate on that very spot, that way when she comes to later, and feels the back of her head, theres a nice suprise waiting

the now and later by captain mcfrick July 26, 2009

See You Later, Drunkator 

a person who always drunk

See You Later, Drunkator

See You Later, Drunkator by ModNet April 11, 2013

I'll Internet it later 

When someone wants you to watch something online but you are busy

Hey this tv show is online....ok I'll Internet it later

I'll Internet it later by SilvioJ75 February 9, 2017

Jar Me Later 

A response to someone being annoying, frustrating and/or jarring.

When your landlord is demanding rent but you spent it on bag

"Jar me later"

Jar Me Later by Jimrald Dank September 6, 2019

Ill play gmod later maybe 

When your friends say they will play later but truly they wont and just want to make fun of you and dont want to play gmod with you

yeah ill play gmod later maybe bud.

Ill play gmod later maybe by BIG Richard the great May 1, 2020

Now and Later 

a sexual act where one person puts hot sauce on the asshole of their partner before anal cunniligus. Therefore making the anal burning sensation a "now" feeling for the partner and a "later" feeling for the other.

my asshole is on fire!!! I gave my old lady a Now and Later with ghost pepper sauce.

Now and Later by Potassiumlimabean June 19, 2020

You can "keel" me later 

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.

You can "keel" me later by QuacksO October 16, 2020