When a woman sits on a mans' penis and spins 360 degrees, over, and over until she falls off.
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DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.
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DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.
"Wudup B? How'd Jenny get that black eye?"
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."
by Nick Bockwinkle March 30, 2008
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boy 1: "I've recently discovered the joys of penetrating the 'top"
boy 2: "You laptop fucker! Guess what, just last night, my laptop gave me a lapdance"
boy 2: "You laptop fucker! Guess what, just last night, my laptop gave me a lapdance"
by tech4ever November 5, 2008
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The Female Equivalent of a True Lad. A True Ladette is a beer chugging, banter loving, footie watching - a true ladette.
by ladofthecollege June 19, 2011
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Laptop Gangster-"Bring it bitch, i ain't scared of no one. I grew up in the hood pussy."
John-"Shut the fuck up you little 5 year old. You're nothing but a laptop gangster."
John-"Shut the fuck up you little 5 year old. You're nothing but a laptop gangster."
by THATS MAH BITCH! April 18, 2010
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by popdropsnramen August 22, 2010
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Josh: Man, You just die from that lag? I did!
Carl: Yeah I did too!
Josh: ManBonkers8675309 is such a laget!
Carl: Yeah he sure is!
Josh: Look he just got a Pavelow and an AC-130!
Carl: I'm tired of this laget let's back out!
Carl: Yeah I did too!
Josh: ManBonkers8675309 is such a laget!
Carl: Yeah he sure is!
Josh: Look he just got a Pavelow and an AC-130!
Carl: I'm tired of this laget let's back out!
by UrbanPhonics November 5, 2012
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