Lady of the evening

Old-fashioned slang for a hooker/prostitute. These days, it's most commonly heard in repeats of old 1970s "Match Game" episodes.

Host: "You know a party is really wild when each room has a BLANK"
Contestant: "A lady of the evening"

by Retro Saiyan September 24, 2010

white lady

A slang term for cocaine - used mostly over the phone to trick any taps that might be on the phone.

"Ayo man, I got this white lady over here.. she wants to meet you.. she said she's worth $50"

by syked February 18, 2004

Lady Jizz

The ejaculatory fluids secreted by a female sex organ. (I. E. the vagina or va jay jay) Or the act of secreting said fluids.

Did you just lady jizz on my face?
Yeah...

Her lady jizz tastes like the sweat of an angel.

by Socrates and Fruit Loops June 30, 2011

mah lady

A cooler way of saying "My lady."

Her: "Hey stud."

Him: "Mah lady."

by Colt McStorm June 1, 2011

The Lady Gaga

Where you precisely jizz on your girlfriend's face in the shape of a lightning bolt

#1: Dude, I totally did the Lady Gaga on my girlfriend last night but I got all my jizz in her eye.

#2: Bummer

by frankatank117 June 6, 2011

Lady Diplomat

A female diplomat, she uses skill and tact in dealing with others.

Person One: Check her out, man. She's got attitude..
Person Two: Yeah, that's Lady Diplomat.

by Miss-Phatty January 1, 2008

Lady Retarded

When you have problems talking to or engaging with women. Or once you do talk to a girl, you end up screwing it up by doing all the wrong things.

"That dude doesn't get any bitches, he's lady retarded."

"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"

by Cyberumor January 14, 2014