white lady

A slang term for cocaine - used mostly over the phone to trick any taps that might be on the phone.

"Ayo man, I got this white lady over here.. she wants to meet you.. she said she's worth $50"

by syked February 18, 2004

Lady Jizz

The ejaculatory fluids secreted by a female sex organ. (I. E. the vagina or va jay jay) Or the act of secreting said fluids.

Did you just lady jizz on my face?
Yeah...

Her lady jizz tastes like the sweat of an angel.

by Socrates and Fruit Loops June 30, 2011

elf lady

A girl who had green hair for a bit, taller then average, a ranaga, biggish ears. Also gets tormented by a certain tommy wu

That girl is so elf lady

by Reeeeee26 September 2, 2019

The Lady Gaga

Where you precisely jizz on your girlfriend's face in the shape of a lightning bolt

#1: Dude, I totally did the Lady Gaga on my girlfriend last night but I got all my jizz in her eye.

#2: Bummer

by frankatank117 June 6, 2011

Lady door

A word established in a dan and Phil live stream, meaning the excit water girl uses in the game ‘fire boy and water girl’

Phil: just got to go through the lady door
Dan: I swear never say that again

by lil pumpkin February 15, 2019

Donut Lady

Once upon a time.... In a land far far away, there lived a husband and a wife... The husband loved his wife very much, despite her extreme laziness... One day, the husband had to leave on a business trip...and knowing how lazy his wife was, he made her a GIANT donut to put around her neck to eat... However, little did he know that she was SO lazy that when she finished the front half of the donut, she didn't even turn her head to eat the rest of it.... So she died. THE END. the moral of the story: don't be lazy (like Elizabeth)

Brianna: "I was lying in bed last night and I really had to pee, but I just thought if I fell back asleep I wouldn't have to pee anymore.... I spent like 50 minutes lying awake!"

Me: "Don't be such a donut lady"

by rock..paper..scissors..SPIDER. December 25, 2011

Message Lady

She is the greatest writer of our time. Her latest speech had me in tears. It goes like this:

"At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a call-back number, press five. *Boop*"

-The Message Lady

Man, the Message Lady sure is great.

Isn't she, though?

by Turdmeister69 April 1, 2020