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get out of my kitchen

A phrase used when you want someone to leave your kitchen.

Using plastic knives and metal spoons, one may forcefully attempt the "get out of my kitchen" move. However, peaceful approaches are recommended.
Me: Bitch get out of my kitchen before I pull the plastic knife on you!
You: OMG! It is my duty to leave!
by kitchenman December 4, 2009
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clean kitchen

If a woman keeps her pussy in a neat/tidy state in regards to pubic hair. Does not necessarily mean hairless in that region but can often mean that.
"Do you keep a clean kitchen?"
"Yes! I wax all the time!"
by mojario May 20, 2007
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Go to the Kitchen

a derogatory term used to describe a woman. similar to hooker, bitch, wench. often used with the term 'make me a sandwich'
Harley: I want to go to that concert too!
Kevin: Shut up. Go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
by PenellyElly January 20, 2011
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not the sharpest knife in the kitchen

Another way to tell somebody is not the brightest person in attendance, or not the sharpest tool in the shed.
- Oh my! Another D in math? This was about addition and subtraction!
- Well, what can we say, ma'am? Your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen

- I mean, nobody would mistake the Kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!

- With her questions about Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.

- We used to think Sarah Palin wasn't the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came Rick Perry to prove us wrong. And that's tough, since none of these GOP candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!
by el patron himself November 13, 2011
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Kitchen Ninja

"Cumbie is a Kitchen Ninja, he seems to work every station with ease.
by Chris Cumbie January 4, 2009
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Kitchen Ninja

An individual who wakes up in the middle of the night, sneaks downstairs and steals snacks unnoticed.
If being a kitchen ninja is wrong, why is there a light in the fridge?
by Excalibur025 November 6, 2010
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Kithenfrige

Some guy who wears a TV outfit and a Plants vs. Zombies addict.
Have you every met Kithenfrige? He's strange.
by HoesMad17 September 17, 2020
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