Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.

Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.

by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018

jonny

penis

thats a nice jonny

by stay here lol June 1, 2018

Jonny Murton

When you just need to split the scenes just cause you need to split the scenes

Here, he couldn’t be fucked anymore he did a Jonny Murton

by Tadgedog March 16, 2023

Jonny 40s

When Jonny gets a 40s.

“Ahhh it’s finally Friday night , wonder if Jonny 40s is about”

by Clonkobum January 30, 2024

Jonny Bairstow

When one has a rather large brain fart during a rather large moment in sports.

Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.

by Bumty July 2, 2023

Jonny bonner

Radcliffe superstar

You know that Jonny Bonner, the superstar

by Infoinfoinfo November 28, 2021

Jonny depp

Shoving 3 fingers into her arse and getting no response

I did the Jonny depp and she didn't even flinch

by Scissorsensation May 6, 2022