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Jocke & Jonna

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Du är helt dum i huvudet. Jag är iallafall inte lika dum som Jocke & Jonna
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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The Edward Jonny

The Edward Jonny is a sexual act in which a friend that does not particularly enjoy the company of the other friend, goes to that friends house and receives oral sex from his mother. Such variations include hooking up with said friends sister, and touching her butt.
"Yo dude I totally ran the Edward Jonny train on Rich yesterday. His mom drank my gizz like a champ."
by Johnston Hughes January 8, 2009
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by Hani March 8, 2005
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Jonny Boardley

n. A sevearly inbred mentally retard.
adj. To fuck one's sister bare back and cum inside and have a new brother and son at the same time.
To work for powergen. Leave on taps. To derive sustinence only from meals from tins. To only be where he is today because of Sean. To be a mong.
person1>jonny boardley! who's fucked your sister?
person2>shes crying her eyes out!!!!

jonny>ME!!!! hahahahaha
by Ria Nona December 15, 2008
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Jonna

She's a girl, who is introvert. She has her own world and likes to write her fantasies in a book. She is corny when joking, and lack experience about the outside world (reality). She looks ordinary and tries to do things she normally do not enjoy doing, it's acting.

She could be dark at times and vulnerable to depression. So she always tries to commit suicide but she lacks courage to do so, but it always ends with only attemps.
"Jonna had no sense of reality… if you need answers about novels, magics, or anything about impossibilities, try to ask her 'cause she knows best."
by VviannceMarko August 27, 2021
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jonnyitus

To take on the appearance of a rubber jonny, after a particular bad event has taken place. e.g. physical exercise, night out
Large people tend towards this description more than the slight, due to having more areas of the body that can go flacid and limp
Condition lasts an indeterminate amount of time, depending on extent of bad event.

Sometimes used to refer to someone who is useless.
'you really have caught jonnyitus after that late night out. you won't be able to do anything for the rest of the day.'

'he has a serious case of jonnyitus'
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Jonny

A flamdog.. :)
everyone loves to be a cotton jonny !
by flamdog101 May 9, 2009
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