Jonathan

A guy who calls take the L the LOOTLAKE LOSER dance

Jonathan: HEY LOOTLAKE LOSERS!
Alexander Hamilton: SHUT THE FRICK UP! YOUR SUCH A JONATHAN!

by Jonathanitis October 19, 2018

Jonathan

A mentally disturbed man. Usually has pale skin and an even paler personality. Anyone crossing a Jonathan will most likely be murdered and turned into an antique. When Jonathans are threatened, they will usually let out a battle cry resembling a orphaned baby. If someone tells you that they have seen a Jonathan, they are lying. If you have seen a Jonathan, then you are dead.

Jonathan doesn’t deserve dogs and is a backstabbing bitch. And has daddy issues.

by Bobby_butt_fuccer June 15, 2020

Jonathan

Jonathan is a gay Xbox player. He enjoys having gay sex and 69ing. He also loves being a stoner. He offer combines his two favorite things and becomes a gay stoner man

Any gay guy: damn Jonathan still has some dried nut on his face from last night

Jonathan: hey bro u trying to have some gay sex

by Epic gamer man July 18, 2019

Jonathan

The worst kind of guys. SMALL DICK ENERGY really comes out with them. Six-pack more like a six pack of beers. High dumb assholes. BIG CHEATERS

“ Did you see Jonathan last night.”

“ Yeah there wasn’t much to see”

by Bigboi2312 November 6, 2019

Jonathan

Someone who loves lawn care and a whole lotta music

Jonathan loves to cut the beautiful grass.

by Hahahaha your mom November 8, 2018

Jonathan

A gay shit who sucks his boyfriends cock so hard

Jonathan can't play that game.

by ydhfjfjd March 5, 2019

Jonathan

A person Who likes to see porn and think That he could Assault or perform Nasty Moves onto another Living thing.This Guy would Prefer People by looking at The Sizes,BodyShapes,Faces, And Their Moves.Jonathan Also loves to eat Chicken and beans and also He has Pretty Big Amount of fat in his Body

Omg, Dont go near Jonathan.

Holy Jesus, That Person Is Full of Jonathan!

by 'Jonathan' November 29, 2018