Jonah

Max's bitch

Person 1: Did you hear about Jonah?
Person 2: Yeah he is Max's bitch.

by BigBoobieLover39 September 13, 2022

Jonah's Maneuver

Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.

Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"

Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"

Keiran: *Autistic grunts*

Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"

by Blackflys December 14, 2019

Jonahed

To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and we're overconfident that you would win

Wow John got jonahed in that debate huh?

by The incredible Ri June 12, 2018

Jonah

Jonah is a guy in the closet that comes out via a urban dictionary post. Claps to jonah

Are you in the closet, that’s so jonah.

by OhShitHi April 29, 2020

Jonah

A tall skinny guy who likes to rizz up thick gay guys. This guy will not man up and let the thick man stack donuts on it.

Your being such a fucking Jonah!

by bigdaddy0909 March 15, 2024

Jonah

The most fat and ugly person ever. He likes Luella and he likes Big Macs. He likes to be called JONAHMYBONAH.

He looks like a Jonah
I know, so fat.

by fatima kim jong un May 15, 2024

Jonah

Jonah is the loudest person you'll ever meet. When you go up to him, he'll yell "Hi _____!" His voice is extremely high but he's a good person. When you find a Jonah, never let go of him because he'll brighten your day and always find a way to make you laugh.

Kayden: have you seen jonah
(high pitched sounds and laughs come from the bathroom)

Landon: found him.. *laughs*

by anonymous February 16, 2024