Jive ass Jerky

An offensive saying which can be used for any meaning that a smashbro god such as bobby, feels so.

"Matt yous just a Jive ass Jerky, dope feeding dont no shit, tit licking, butt fucking drugging, sucking dick cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the shit out of your ass due to the fact you have a large dick in yo ear because its a tuesday. Jive ass Jerky!

by Dr. Mario is God July 28, 2010

jive

to stab or be stabed several times in the pen with a makeshift knife called a shank or a jive

yo back the fuck the fuck of or i will jive your ass
your job is to sneek jives into the pen

by christopher palidino March 6, 2009

Va-jive

A group of people, particularly women having a good time together bonding.

Omg Jennifer, I just love va-jiving with you and the girls.

It’s been a long week at work and I just need a night to va-jive with the girls at the pub

by Enszy December 20, 2023

Jive

A cab in Southern Africa.

James: Hey man how did you get here so fast?
Diego: I took the first jive I could get.

by A.J.King January 11, 2019

jive

jive is a replacement for shit

this jive boring

this jive stank
that jive over there

by boyyyyywth July 25, 2022

Jive turkey

Most offensive word in the human language

We thought Cornelius called Lou a jive turkey but he really called him a cocksucker

by Saviddims November 23, 2021

Jive

The word "Jive" can be used in place of the word "Fucking" or "Freaking".

Fag: Bro, that shirt is jive awesome!

LAXPro: Yeah...It's cuz im Jive awesome..

by JiveOnMe October 11, 2010