MOCHA Jive Ass

Fake or Cheep Dollar store," Mocha Cappuccino Supreme"
5 single servings for a dollar. As opposed to getting a Cappuccino at your local Star Bucks, or road side Coffee stand.

Man, my unemployment checks are about to run out, looks like I'll be drinking MOCHA Jive Ass Coffee, till I, find a job again.

by MagicLanternProductions June 28, 2010

alive jive

A reference to someone's smooth dancing.

Continue that alive jive, man! Right on!

by Ereck Flowers November 22, 2018

jive slick

A man who takes another man’s girlfriend and runs off into the sunset with her

“You a real jive slick running off with my brothers bitch”

by TheRealJiveBish April 30, 2023

Jiving

Bullshitting, procrastinating, or being lazy.

We should be doing our homework but, instead, we’re out here jiving.

by mingtingsp January 27, 2018

Jiving

When i spread spicy jelly on a tiny cracker.

“I love jiving a cracker! Its my favorite sport. I wont 1st place jiving back in 1989.”

by Sir william 3rd April 15, 2022

Vag-jiving

Vagjiving (vah-jahyv-ing) verb or a Vagjiva adj : A concupiscent female seeking male attention through incessant noise and disturbance.

Bro 1: Yo man, you getting on some Halo tonight?

Bro 2: Yeah sur-

(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-

(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".

Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?

by Bob Loblaw's Long Law Blog September 01, 2018

Jive turkey

Most offensive word in the human language

We thought Cornelius called Lou a jive turkey but he really called him a cocksucker

by Saviddims November 23, 2021