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get jaded

when a girl let a guy bust a nut on her face
*kaplow!* "GET JADED!!!!"
by tigolbitties13 June 11, 2012
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pull a jared

Saying you're going to do one thing, but go to jail instead.
Don't pull a Jared.
by #momproblems August 23, 2015
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my nigga jared

My Nigga Jared is a very nice, calm, and intellectual human being. Working at local pizza parlor as a delivery man, and graduating from a high school that doesn't exist he also had a infant child born into life while he was a Junior in High School. With a degree in Weed, and the Art of Smoking and being a Freeloader he has made many invaluable life choices with his family and Girlfriend.
by McLovin,Benchek July 23, 2017
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jaedee

1) a person who is funny and cute
2) a person who is dedicated to any musical hobby or entertainment such as orchestra,singing,acting or band.
3)a person who is deticated to someone when in a serious relationship.
4) a heartless selfish person.
5)someone with a bad temper.
1) that joke was epic! that person is such a jaedee.

2) her whole life is about music only a jaedee would be like that

3) she doesnt seem to give a crap....only a jaedee.
by onagirl123 January 1, 2012
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Jared

Jared is like sooooooooooo funney
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doin the jared

the act of sticking your dick inside a subway sandwhich and then fucking your girl anal position until the mayo mix leaks out.
oh yeah just went to subway bout to do "doin the jared" to my girl.
by mcfunny names November 12, 2010
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Jared

a person who is slightly random and on occasion cray but all around flippin awesome. Someone you know will be there when it counts.
by Lfcangel9 February 18, 2010
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