Jared Manning

A man who dickrides everyone and is smooth with the ladies.

Man that dude is being such a Jared Manning to Noah Walsh.

by Jacob R. Barnett October 30, 2018

jared glen

A guy who has a big heart and can be very clingy. He has a great smile and amazing smile. He is caring and always willing to loosen up but can also be serious when he needs to. He has a great body and can give you what ever is requested wether it’s sexual or not he’s the perfect guy for you.

Oh Jared Glen you are the Perfect guy

by Jeraco2002 April 19, 2018

pull a jared

Saying you're going to do one thing, but go to jail instead.

Don't pull a Jared.

by #momproblems August 23, 2015

jared spurgeon

an actual goat

"Did you guys see Jared Spurgeon? Yeah man, such a goat!"

by cstew7 October 17, 2017

Jared Thomas

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about about weed or anything that contains THC.

P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!

by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014

jar-jaring

Slamming your tongue into a womens vagina while exclaiming "How rude!" In your best Jar-jar Binks accent.

I was "Jar-jaring" your mother last night.

by Gtc March 8, 2015

The Jared Cipak

A mosh move, usually starting with 2 or 3 2-Steps followed by a back/front flip. You do this repeatedly until your heart stops.

To do the jared cipak, takes much skill and ear streching, some will never master it, as hard as they may try.

by moshandroll01 January 31, 2007