slap jag

Ending of a marriage of relationship followed by a celebration

I'm not in love with him anymore so there's going to be a slap jag

by Ms HattiesHunchesInklings July 16, 2022

jagged mountain

Narrowly cut circumcision or botched cut

He has such a jagged mountain

by Funkygoalie December 16, 2016

Jags

Taken men who want to go to the bars not to get laid, but to get drunk and play pool.

There's not a whole lot of women there but it's perfect for a couple jags like us.

by Shoopy December 22, 2017

Water Jag

Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.

Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"

by Hyphy Wolf August 6, 2021

Ginger Jag

A sexy female ginger with or without freckles.

Isla Fisher is a ginger jag.

by JosieGinger March 11, 2014

JAGS

JAGS is an abbreviation that me and a friend came up with when she spelled "haha" wrong, then we made it into Just A Good Saying, and it better take the internet by storm right NOW.

your friend: Where did you come up with that saying???

you: idk it's jags

or

Freind: *makes a joke*

You: lol jags

by Taytertot-like-a-boss March 17, 2019

Jag kommer Faan trycka dig

Its a sentence in swedish made by Thomas, and it means "I will going to fuck you!"

Kp: Hej thomas!
Thomas: Tjena snygging
Kp: Vill du bli ihop?
Thomas: Ja det vill jag, Hur hårt ska jag trycka dig?
Kp: du ska faan trycka mig 5000!
Thomas: ja, jag kommer faan trycka dig!

by Abdiscoolaliv June 26, 2021