Jag

When the great meme reset of 2026 occured, the word to goon was left back in 2025. Jag basically means to masturbate. Jag replaces goon, Jagging replaces gooning, Jagoff (already exist ik) replaces gooner.

I'm gonna jag tonight.

by PaymentMethodist January 1, 2026

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Jag off

When you anger a Chicagoan they’ll call you this and it just means stupid ignorant or annoying

“That jag off cut me off!”

by Pizzafun February 2, 2025

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Poopoo

Kimball jags is poopoo skool a lotta gay kids there too

by Weeweewackers9598 November 22, 2021

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Jag

A guy who is the most prettiest you will ever see. He will always be there for you and make you so happy. He always accepts people for who they are and try their best to kind and non-judgemental. If you have a Jag as your boyfriend. SIS MARRY HIM. You will never find someone that will treat you better than a Jag will.

"Omg look at that cutie over there holy shit he's so fine!"
"Gurl he's definitely a Jag"

by badussy-mucher-189524 November 24, 2021

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