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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
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2 inches

The length of an Asian person’s eye
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18 Inches of Venom

A term often used in Marvel's Spider-Man 2 when your about to do a Venom thing idfk
Whos Chaos: I'm gonna give MJ the 18 Inches of Venom because idfk
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13 inches

Okay why are you here at this point?

Yes, it means a 13-inch dick. If you have one, then god did seem to like you.
Have you seen Jake's 13-inch dick? 13 inches? I don't know if I could even take it!
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5 incher pincher

When your penis is 5 inches but still makes her moan and groan
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packing inches

"Packing inches" is a slang term referring to having a larger-than-average penis size. It implies a size significantly larger than the average, which is around 5 to 6 inches erect.
"I saw Avery in the shower, and he was packing inches. It was quite the sight, and I couldn't stop talking about it."
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do it itches

slang way of saying "does it itch"
you've had that weave for a month. Do it itches?
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