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calm it down

What you say to somebody who is taking themselves too seriously.
Tall guy: what kind of situation did you create here? I'm going to beat you to a pulp.
Fat round kid: calm it down! I didn't do shit.
by Capital P February 1, 2018
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Calm your tits

If an Italian girl is in rage and wants herself or humans sourring herself to calm the f*** down
Jeanne: OMG I totally failed this exam
Claude : Stephen fell out of love with me!!
Giorgina: GUYS, CALM YOUR TITS!
by claudethehot September 3, 2020
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luh calm chill

If you use this phrase you’re retarded. Maybe even restarted if you will
“Luh calm chill dawg” pediatrician walking by: “you’re fucking stupid
mugGet the luh calm chillmug.

Calm Before the Stork

(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
by Consopite June 9, 2011
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Mad calm

To be super chill, laid back, not much to say, real calm, too calm.
Kim was "MAD CALM" when those cops showed up about Christian.
by Moo-moo$ April 15, 2021
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calm

When something is not good, but funny.
Evan just shat his brains out”

“Lmao that’s calm”
by calmalana January 19, 2021
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National Calm Yourself Day

A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them
by Justimeyer April 6, 2017
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