internet

the best thing since fried sausages

Wife: What do you you want for dinner tonight?

Husband: Internet... and sex.

by JaredInsanity October 18, 2008

internet

about the next best thing to the toilet (which was invented by thomas crapper).

he used the internet to get pornography to masturbate from.

by The "Fake" Lauren August 10, 2004

internet

a place to use file sharing and all the porn to watch at your own time and online shopping sites that are open 24/7 and you can use the internet to make fansites

"i love to use the internet to shop online oh it's so much fun"

by thedude July 11, 2004

internet

One huge therapy session

I come onto the internet and the streets are safe

by Tooly Towers June 4, 2003

internetation

A word used by people to act as an ice breaker. One that confuses nobodys and Ivy league students alike.

James-"Yes, Clayton! Our millions we made from our Dictionary will permit us to rule the world!"

Clayton-"Indeed, James! We shall while we speak in a proposterously foolish manner"

Local stoner-"Hey youse guys put all them words in those fancy books of yours."

James-"We mostly make our profits through the internet."

Local Stoner-"The internetion which you encounter must be important for your businesses."

James & Clayton- "Yes. Yes it is......."

by Gameshowmaster aka J*** Z****** October 17, 2003

Internet

A magic place powered by unicorns on treadmills.

The internet is down again, the unicorns must be on strike.

by Engineering Masters Student May 16, 2012

internet

the place where i see the hot naked girlz

go to www.whitehouse.com on the internet, and there will be some really hot porn!

by pussy humper May 22, 2003