Instagram Police

People that take pictures every single damn time of the day. and persuade you to do so. extremely annoying

Dude 1: Hey look at those people over there!

Dude 2: No dont look at them, they are instagram police

Dude 1: Wtf really they are taking pictures of themselves in the snow. i hate instagram police

by salvato44 February 15, 2014

Instagram bae

A girl in your Instagram who gives you random shout outs, likes all your pics and flirts with you through IG all the time

Kortli," yo who dis liking all yo pics on IG?"
Garza," That's my Instagram Bae."

by CrisTheGarza December 26, 2015

instagram

a place for 9-11 year olds to post pictures of themselves posing with piece signs. these children have also been known to post an excessive amount of pictures of food and basically any stupid shit they can snap a picture of.

my child is addicted to instagram
did you see that damn sexy selfie I posted on instagram?

by fuckbitches666_ January 29, 2015

Instagram Normie

Something a redditard screeches when they see an emoji, or a post that isn't wholesome, Keanu Reeves, doggo, marvel quote, star wars quote, or any other shitty reaction image under a caption.

Mainly used by redditors who think theyre superior to instagram users and then continue make the same unoriginal joke as the last 100 people.

You didn't say "aww man" after i said creeper! you're an instagram normie!

by xD111111111111 August 24, 2019

instagram

a social media website

ily instagram

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Instagrate

To anger or provoke people on Instagram.

Combination of the words instigate and Instagram

Girl 1: Look at mi in dis pic guyyyzzz no makup or editing!!

Girl 2: Ur ugly whore omg duckfaces r soooo gross :/

Girl 3: Girl 2, why do you always have to Instagrate?

by MacaroniMan March 3, 2013

instagram purge

Event that started on July 19th 2014 where all the hateful/rejected/sadistic/heartless bastards on Instagram post compromising images (i.e. nudes) of people who trusted them with said images.

Asshole boyfriend: "She said No... Oh this bitch goin' down" *posts nudes of now ex-girlfriend on Instagram* "Hahahahahaha #Instagram Purge"

by King Kong Slong July 23, 2014