instaguilt

The feeling you get instantly after ejaculation when you have had sex with someone you shouldn't have. The pure natural and unstoppable instinct of emptying your sack took over all rational thought then instantly returns the split second you orgasm

similar to instaregret

Dave: - "mate i was hanging out the back of this well fit bird last night coz the missis was away with mates... but fuck me i got instaguilt the moment i blew my load"

Tony:- "lol, i know what you mean... its like the worst feeling ever"

by mordzy2 October 19, 2010

Instagram Eyes

The way you see the world when you're extremely tired or affected by drugs / alcohol. Like viewing the surrounds through some form of lens filter (Much the same way Instagram works with augmenting images). The condition can also be identified by others who look at the person in question.

1. Hey, check out Bert, he's off chops on LSD... Definitely got his Instagram Eyes on!

2. Oh, dude I couldn't fucking sleep last night. Now I'm gonna have Instagram Eyes all day.

by Hunkachunks February 25, 2014

instacrazy

People who obsess over cultivating the perfect Instagram profile so much that it affects their personal lives, usually in negative ways.

"I think that new Prime Wardrobe service will be perfect for the Instacrazy."

by AlyxD May 22, 2018

instagram influenza

A virus that promotes products and services on Instagram and tries to take viral photos as a marketing gimmick in exchange for being transmitted between humans.

That rabies fellow keeps sharing posts about dog food, I wonder how many dog lives that fucking Instagram influenza receives in kickbacks.

by dilettante-elephant July 10, 2020

Instagrammable

A place, item, product, or decoration that attracts attention worthy to be shared on social media.
Can be used to describe how a place looks.

"The Food at this restaurant is definitely instagammable."

"our new themed decoration is instagrammable and is attracting new customers"

by UncleRody February 15, 2021

Instagram model

They posts photos of themselves on Instagram and call themselves “models” . They aren’t actual super models but they try to look like them. They usually have many social media accounts but use Instagram the most. They are basically public figures . Ex. @bellafashionblogger

“What’s her job?”
“ she’s an Instagram model”

by Bellafashionblogger June 15, 2018

instagram baddie

An instagram baddie is another term for an instagram whore.

Boy:"Max is such an instagram baddie.."
Girl:"Ikr! he always posts pics of his abs!"

by Corn flake July 8, 2015