Overpaid, glorified baby sitters! Maintain the oil and gas pipelines as they leave producers,down the pipeline, to storage facilities or refineries.
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.
They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.
The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)
These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.
They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.
The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)
These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!
by #1Pipeline Tech March 29, 2020
"Pipeline bling" when a mans dick is clearly showing through his pants/joggers clearly defying the shape. You can't help but look & stare.
by Brookelynncrooks April 08, 2016
When you insert the contents of a Philly Cheese Steak into a condom and freeze it. Once solid the protected Philly is then inserted vaginally or anally. As the protected cheese steak approaches room temperature and softens it should penetrate both the anus and vagina simultaneously.
by binzington November 23, 2023
by Nigeria is poor March 17, 2020
When someone takes a huge shit than sticks it in the freezer for 1 hour. Once frozen he uses it as a dildo and fucks his girlfriend with it.
by nateasser January 25, 2011
Similar to an "Alaskan Pipeline," and named after the blessing of Midas' gold; a Midas Pipeline is a condom filled with piss and frozen for penetration. It can be reused and refrozen as long as the condom lasts.
"Did you Pup Amp at the party this weekend? He was a total pig bottom! I saw him pull out his daddy's Midas Pipeline from the freezer and parade his gaping twink ass around"
by Pup_Niff December 21, 2020
A frozen banana used for purposes to promote sexual pleasure to oneself or to another by inserting into ones body.
1. "I added bananas to the grocery shopping list so we can try the Hawaiian pipeline tonight"
2. Husband asks: "What's for dessert , hun?"
Wife Replies" "Hawaiian pipelines!"
2. Husband asks: "What's for dessert , hun?"
Wife Replies" "Hawaiian pipelines!"
by BrandyWegal1006 September 06, 2017