up that thing

To pull up with something your going to use as a weapon on someone

If this man keep talking on my mama Ima up that thing

by Triplanta June 7, 2018

peng thing

A peng thing is a british slang that means something nice or fresh

Diablo,I really think that girl is a peng thing

by el roi February 16, 2020

weird things

when weird things happen, you do weird things.

man: "why are you being so weird"
guy: "I'm just doing weird things "meow"

by thingsweirdpeopledo April 11, 2022

shit thing

anything, person or object that is just plain shitty. or something that fails to work and pisses you off on a regular basis.

My shit thing broke AGAIN

by ladyMUNK May 8, 2011

Fresh thing

A gorgeous young girl who has not been overly exposed to sexual experiences and has garnered no reputation but is most likely going bad and become a slutbitch,,

Guy 1: Do you know her?
Guy 2: Yea shes a lovely fresh thing.

by miguel manuel sanchez June 12, 2011

dick things

Things that people do to each other that is mean or messed up.

That guy did an ass ton of dick things to Adele

by sparta45 May 29, 2012

Cryssie Thing

The most disappointing thing anyone can do.

Thing- oh wow that was a thing

Cryssie thing- wtf was that dude? That was so fucking stupid wtf, you have officially disappointed your ancestors and brought inexplainable dishonor on your family.

Dude that was such a cryssie thing.

by TaintedMarshmellow September 13, 2018